The title pretty much says it all…

by Martin Hafer

With a title like How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town, you can pretty much expect that this will be an adult film…and it is very adult at times.  Sex is talked about throughout the film and the ending consists of a lot of folks getting naked and having steamy sex.  However, despite all the sex talk and nudity towards the end, it’s not as gratuitous as you might imagine and the nudity isn’t especially graphic or gratuitous.  Beneath it all, it’s a story about people and characters…albeit rather horny, repressed and screwed up ones.  So, if you are easily offended or embarrassed, you probably should look elsewhere.  Otherwise, it’s a pleasant film and I’d like to see more from these folks in the future…more films that is, not necessarily more of them…if you know what I mean.

When the story begins, Cassie is a teenager and is about to lose her virginity.  However, instead of a night of love and passion that she’ll never forget, it turns out to be a night of total embarrassment that she’ll probably never live down!  The film then jumps 12 years ahead.

How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town
Directed by
Jeremy Lalonde
Cast
Jewel Staite, Lauren Holly, Katharine Isabelle
Release Date
22 January 2016
Martin’s Grade: B


Cassie apparently left this small town long ago and her way of dealing with the embarrassment and nasty ‘friends’ is by writing a column about sex…and now she’s considered a worldwide sexpert.  However, when her mother dies, she forces herself to return to this hated Canadian small town and deal with the folks she’s longed to forget.  At first, they are stuffy and nasty…just as she expects.  In particular, Heather treats her awfully…just like 12 years ago.  However, something strange soon happens…this same snooty and stuck up Heather decides to see just how liberated Cassie really is and suggests that she host an orgy!  Plus, Heather has a hidden agenda through all this.  Cassie at first declines…but eventually, oddly, agrees.  But the road to hot, sweaty, amoral sex is a very bumpy one…especially since everyone, including Cassie, end up having quite a few sexual hang-ups.  Will this crazed orgy take place…or will it simply be a case of all talk and little, if any, action?

The film’s plot is all about sex…there’s no way around that.  By the end of the film a lot of folks are having sex..in fact, pretty much everyone is.  That’s not exactly a surprise.  But what makes the film worth seeing isn’t the bits of nudity and titillation but the little stories you see as well as the fullness of the characters.  I enjoyed most of the stories though I felt that they were occasionally a bit uneven and difficult to believe.  At times, it seems like a comedy but at other times it’s a bit dark and even sad..plus who acts like these folks?!  This made the experience of watching the film a bit odd to say the least.  And, overall it was still a very good and very original movie…and it’s worth seeing with someone you love.